Chuck Norris may have cornered the market on roundhouse kick toughery, but anyone who’s ever had a new ear hole torn by a Tom Waits song knows: Tom Waits is the dead beat alcoholic father and diseased crack whore mother of all things badass.
Did you know?
Although Tom Waits often sports the rugged unshaven stubble of a train hobo, when he does shave he does so with a broken whiskey bottle. Don’t try this at home kids!
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