Cheek to cheek

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Tom Waits famously admitted to wiping his ass with sand paper in place of the usual sissy papery mush (Waits’ words). According to Waits, this is the only way to achieve a truly hygenic and clean buttock, that is also resistant to acid, fire and the jaws of life.

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One Response to “Cheek to cheek”

  1. clarcknova Says:

    This is why the saying goes: “as smooth as a baby’s ass”, rather than: “as smooth as Tom Waits’ ass.” Because Tom Waits’ ass is in fact as rough and bad as a Japanese POW Camp!

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