The passions of Tom Waits


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Tom Waits writes trashy romance novels under the pseudonym of Gloria Shamrock. The novels’ plots usually revolve around innocent young country girls falling prey to the charms of big city music men, and giving up their old fashioned grooming in favor of unbridled sinful passions. Tom makes sure to attend Gloria Shamrock’s fan club meetings regularly, and surprisingly enough rarely leaves without a nubile country girl star gazing into his bloodshot eyes all the way to the nearest motel.


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