The Waits bastards


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As expected Tom Waits has fathered numerous bastard children around the world as result of vigorous sowing of wild oats. What was unexpected is that these children all convened together one stormy moonless night and decided that the best way to get back at their absentee father was to start an accounting company together. Thus, “Waits & Waits & Waits & Waits & you get the drift accounting” was born, and has been weighing on Tom’s neck like an albatross ever since.


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