The Waits fitness program

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Ever wonder how Tom Waits manages to stay in shape despite a full schedule of recording, touring, boozing and womanizing? Tom keeps fit simply by keeping all his muscles clenched at all times. Even while he sleeps! This way he doesn’t have to waste any precious boozing time on boring gyms or inane jogging.

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