Quan-Tom Mechanics

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Did you know?

Tom Waits’ body was once used by experimental physicists as a sub-atomic particle accelerator. Unfortunately, the behavior of the particles as they entered Tom became so erratic that the experiments were stopped for fear of creating a black hole. Nowadays Tom’s body is only used for accelerating whiskey, though the amount of whiskey consumed may suggest that the scientists might have caught on to the danger a little too late.

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