Mom’s the word

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Did you know?

The last guy to challenge Tom Waits to a Yo Mama jokes competition literally disintegrated before his very eyes. Tom had sassed his mother so hard that despite her not attending at the time of the event, the reality altering jokes made the poor woman regret ever having children and retroactively caused her son to cease to exist. While it is well known that Tom’s words can alter the fabric of time/space, it has never been put to such conclusive use. And as for Tom’s mother? She was a saint.

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