Posts Tagged ‘cigarettes’

A breath of fresh air

October 21, 2010

Did you know?

Tom Waits could be the solution to global warming since instead of breathing in oxygen and releasing carbon dioxide like the rest of us lesser humans, Waits does the opposite, thus reducing greenhouse gases with every breath! Incidentally, whenever you see Tom Waits with a cigarette, he’s not smoking, he’s just getting a bit of fresh air.

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Waits lights?

April 30, 2008

Did you know?

Tom Waits isn’t addicted to cigarettes. Cigarettes are addicted to Tom Waits. They just can’t help themselves. Whenever Tom’s around cigarettes try to pop into his mouth. A lot of times it takes Tom a lot of effort to even remove the cigarette from his mouth between drags. In all fairness though, who can blame them?

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

April 9, 2008

Did you know?

Waits’ cigarettes are a rare blend of tobacco, dog hair, and shavings of corrugated iron. A life size replica of his lungs is to be put on display at the Sydney steel musem at the beginning of next year.


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