Posts Tagged ‘God’

Divine intervention

June 5, 2008

Did you know?

Tom Waits is an official God in the Hindu religion. According to popular prophecy, when the demon king Ravana will come to claim the Earth at the end of days, the Hindu deities will use Tom Waits as a weapon against the forces of evil. The Gods will blow their divine breath through Tom and create such a sound as to blow all of Ravana’s minions out into the cosmos. As reward, Waits will then proceed to rule India. When asked about his thoughts on the prophecy, Waits simply shrugged and said “Just, wake me up when it’s time to blow me”.

The devil you say – Part II

April 20, 2008

Did you know?

Having heard of the devil’s pact with Tom Waits, God wasted no time in approaching Waits himself for some support in his own campaign. Thus you have “there ain’t no devil, it’s just God when he’s drunk.” Needless to say, God was pleased and payed Waits his fee of $650, which they proceeded to spend on an all night boozer at the nearest bar. That night, A Flock of Seagulls was formed.


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