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The learned Waits

April 27, 2008

Did you know?

Being a badass isn’t the same as being a barbarian. Tom Waits has actually had quite a bit of schooling. He was the first in his class in Hardship kindergarten, graduated from Hard Knocks high school, and has earned a degree from Life Sucks university, magna cum lousy . Though these establishments don’t issue certificates, his drinking, brawling and lady killing ways are satisfactory enough credentials, and he’ll be more then happy to show them to you for the mere price of a drink or a sucker punch, unless you’re a good looking broad (the last being negotiable, depending on the quantity and the quality of the first two).


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