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Man to man

April 17, 2008

Did you know?

It is said that Tom Waits had once made Chuck Norris shed a tear. It is unknown how or why, but it’s estimated that Tom did not use violence or drugs, for the two would have no affect on Chuck Norris. Safe to imagine that it is with the help of a piano, a bottle of whiskey and a rhyme about a night in Singapore, that Tom managed to strike a chord in Norris’ heart. The tear however, did not have any medicinal effect on the lung cancer patient lying beneath him. Live and learn.


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