Posts Tagged ‘telekinesis’

Tele-alchoholinesis

April 21, 2008

Did you know?

Tom can consume the content of a bottle with his mind! He can do this at a distance of almost 25 meters. Tom discovered this skill when one night in a bar he ran out of money and the bartender was being a bastard. Tom emptied half the bottles behind the bartender’s back only by staring at them, and really really wanting another drink. So remember kids, when there’s a will, there’s a way!

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