Posts Tagged ‘toilet paper’

Cheek to cheek

April 8, 2008

Did you know?

Tom Waits famously admitted to wiping his ass with sand paper in place of the usual sissy papery mush (Waits’ words). According to Waits, this is the only way to achieve a truly hygenic and clean buttock, that is also resistant to acid, fire and the jaws of life.


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