Posts Tagged ‘whiskey’

Miracle Waits

July 2, 2008

Did you know?

Jesus may have turned water into wine, but Tom Waits turns water into Jack Daniels whiskey. Without even trying.


Prime ad space

May 19, 2008

Did you know?

Tom Waits sells space on his butt cheeks to selected advertisers. Currently the left is tattooed with a Johnny Walker ad and the right advertizes Trojan condoms, a decision made on the assumption that Waits spends most of his time with women who read left to right.

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